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melbourne cup The king Bogans (Aussie government ) VIPs depart the Annual Bogan Mecca Horse Gambling session (Melbourne Cup) riding in style in their tuned up Commodore or Statesman Commodore vehicles. Accompanying the VIP Bogues is a full team of Cops on flash BMWs and more highway patrol Holden Commodore SS V8s. The Bogan pedigree in vehicle form is well represented. Fun Fact: The third placed horse is owned by Chechen Warlord Hommus Kalashnikov Scorpion the 5th. His prize money may be confiscated considering his badassness.

Mecca of Bogan complete with plastic yellow glen champagne bottles and underwear on display.

Antiques roadshow.....

CLARE WERBELOFF, the "Kings Cross bogan" who introduced "chk chk boom" into the Australian vernacular

"There were these two wogs fighting. The fatter wog said to the skinnier wog: 'Oi bro, you slept with my cousin.' And the other one said: 'Nah man, I didn't for shit, eh' and the other one goes: 'I will call on my fully sick boys, eh.' And then pulled out a gun and went: chk chk boom!"

clare bogan of kings cross werbeloff clare 'bogan of kings cross' werbeloff

asian bogan mc Reebok hammertime

chopper reid Chopper the killer bogan (for real)

flanel shirt bogan go the flannel shirt and accessorise with durrie

travel in style in the unregistered vb commodore, which really comes into its own during circle work and driving to centrelink

bogan chick if the beast breaks dow, remove the engine with sidchrome spanners and ask your gf to jump infront the firewall for maximum aesthetic appeal car and shiela combined

great bogan snack from the school canteen.

Most female bogans will utilise jenny craig or lite n' easy for sustenance, while male bogans exist on a diet of black and gold brand meat pies fresh from the BP microwave, and coke or red bull. Winnie blues and vb, nicotine patches worn while smoking, il advised tattoos proclaiming dedication to a particular brand of vehicle tyres. Source of opinion is "currant affair" or today tonight, or extra interlectual 60 minutes, with peter harvey's mail bag. Coffee is Nescafe instant blend 43, bread has no fibre: only tip top white bread has that colon cancer inducing goodness. Points of pride centre around personal alledged quantities of alcohol consumed, while conoisseur conversations centre around the nuances of peter jackson, marlboro, or other durry brands. garments picked for attire to wear during a family or social outing usually involve black jack daniels whisky t shirts or a red holden jacket. preoccupation with horse and grey hound racing necessitates purchasing of otherwise useless newspapers. televised wrestling is high brow, and fast food outlets are regular destinations. Bogans exist generally in suburbia or the country. Take them to an urban metro CBD environ and they feel the instinctual need to change behaviour and act tough. Bogans are the prime spreaders of diseas particularly STDs since they do not comprehend good hygene. Bogans frequently call all asians 'chinese' and revert to basic stereotyping without concern for accuracy when describing topics beyond their suburban structure. Ironically Bogans regard educated people as being weak minded and are suspicious of anyone using the english language properly. Anyone who converses in a higher level such as using academic words or phrases will be derided. This is originating from insecurity. What is unknown is wrong and what is known is all there is. Trips overseas and experiences with other cultures are limited to Bali and amazement is expressed by bogans when they are informed that Bali is part of a country called Indonesia. "Fark really? Hey this kunt reckons Bali is part of a whole nother country called....what was it malaysia...Indonesia...for real?"

Bogans seldom branch out and explore the world. They are content in suburbia and prefer to stay put and specialise in urban existance as opposed to seeking new levels of understanding beyond the suburban familiarity of macdonalds tv and a current affair. When bogans do seek more than working in an abboitoir on Salisbury North, they generally go awry pretty badly, ending up in cults or new age belief systems based on fantasy. A prime example of when bogans get lost in a bad way is that of David Hicks. Poor old Hicks left Adelaides bogan heart land of the Northern suburbs, where he was a 'druggy' and ended up in GitMo, after unwittingly falling into pseudo islamo-terrorism. Hicksy was just a boy from Salisbury who wanted adventure and not knowing the ins and outs of the world beyond suburbia, he fucked up and landed in real bad trouble. Many bogans end up this way in terms of misadventure. While hicks is noteworthy for being unique in all bogan history, most typical bogan misadventure takes the form of carrying heroin in or out of Thailand and getting the death penalty or life in the Bankok Hilton for their enterprisingness. The Bali 9 drug mules are a prime example of this concept of bogan miss adventure, as Is Hicksy as is Schappelle Corby.

a jaguar strangely out of place in this typical bogan abode